Are you a Fashion NPC? Do you often find yourself blindly following the latest trends, regardless of whether they suit you or not? Fear not, my fellow NPCs, for we have compiled a list of 5 signs that will help you determine if you are indeed a Fashion NPC.
- You Wear the Same Thing as Everyone Else If you find yourself wearing the same thing as everyone else, congratulations, you are officially an NPC. It doesn’t matter if it’s the latest trend or the oldest fad, if everyone else is wearing it, you’ll be wearing it. Oh and you own a pair of Nike Dunk “Panda” lows and a couple of Fear Of God Essentials
- You Have No Personal Style If you find yourself wearing clothes just because they are fashionable and not because they actually suit you or your personality, then you are an NPC. You have no personal style, just a desperate need to fit in with the crowd.
- You regularly Shop at Cotton On, Mr Price, Zara, H&M etc.If you only shop at big box stores, then you are an NPC. You don’t care about quality or uniqueness, you just want to buy whatever is being sold to you by the latest fashion influencers and join the wave.
- You Use the Word “Trendy” Too Much If you use the word “trendy” too much, then you are an NPC. You are more concerned with following the latest trends than actually developing your own personal style.
- You Don’t Know Who You Are Without Fashion If you don’t know who you are without fashion, then you are an NPC. You rely too heavily on fashion to define who you are as a person and have no real sense of self outside of the clothes you wear.
In conclusion, if you find yourself exhibiting any of these signs, don’t stress. You can still break free from your NPC ways and develop your own unique sense of style. Remember, fashion is just one part of who you are as a person. So, go forth and be your own unique self. And if all else fails, just wear a black turtleneck like Steve Jobs. It worked for him, it might work for you too.